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Angela

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5 Ways Prison Is Better than Bed Rest
« on: February 20, 2009 at 03:53 AM »
Five Ways Prison Is Better than Bed Rest

1) Daily showers
2) One hour of exercise each day
3) Time spent outdoors on chain gang
4) Spending time with others in similar circumstances
5) Conjugal visits

Any other comparisons, ladies?
And, who wants to start a topic for "5 Ways Bed Rest Is Better Than Prison"?

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Re: 5 Ways Prison Is Better than Bed Rest
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009 at 06:20 PM »
This is hilarious - and sadly, very true!! :D  Hope you are well Angela!

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Re: 5 Ways Prison Is Better than Bed Rest
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009 at 10:45 AM »
This cracked me up and it is so true.  I feel like posting that on the wall at the hospital I was at for 11 weeks....I think the nurses would crack up.

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Re: 5 Ways Prison Is Better than Bed Rest
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009 at 07:57 PM »
I love this, I thought my husband was going to cry when my OB told us no intimacy for the remainder of the pregnancy due to my cerclage, so I definitely agree with #5

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Re: 5 Ways Prison Is Better than Bed Rest
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009 at 01:48 AM »
Don't forget "definitive end date due to release or parole". At least we haven't lost our since of humor. . .

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Re: 5 Ways Prison Is Better than Bed Rest
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009 at 02:38 PM »
lol - thats really funny!!!

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Re: 5 Ways Prison Is Better than Bed Rest
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009 at 07:11 PM »
my Fiance asked me if I would rather not beable to drive til december or to be on bed rest.  Hmmm let me think! I would rather be up walking around and have someone pick me up than be on bed rest. He thought not driving was worse. I told him I wanted him to lay with me for One whole day and only get up to pee.... Which he still hasn't done yet.

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Re: 5 Ways Prison Is Better than Bed Rest
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2009 at 12:25 AM »
This is hilarious!